--> The Life and Times of Pendleton Dreadful

ask-doctor-dimension:

I sense a shift in things……something’s changing…..
(Huge thanks to the ever so amazing pendletondreadful for giving a huge input into this part of the story, his writing process is incredible!)
(Also, thanks to malikoathkeeper for keeping Skype contact with me and xxswagmastergeneralxx for sending in a plethora of asks, as well as quanatron and storyteller-and-star-scroll! And the other people who send in asks and give me support, I love you guys! Y’all make it worthwhile!)

Mod: Reblogging the next part from Abby! I hope you are enjoying this, and yes, time travel, it’s not just for Doctors anymore! Actually, those that know the Evil Dead source material know that time travel is actually already well established in it (I’d make a snide remark but it’d be spoilers if someone actually wanted to watch them and what I tell doesn’t follow the movies very much)

Also for those who might want to catch up a bit here’s Pen’s previous appearances in Abby’s story so far. Yes, Pen’s lines are provided by me. Seriously, who the hell talks like that but him? *chuckle*

asksnowstorm:

couldn’t sleep, tried to, but couldn’t …so have a centaur Snow Storm.

Mod: Yes, I think we all know what Centaur Pen was thinking about. And I think we all know that she knew he was looking. That’s just how those two are. *nods*
This also shows that no matter her form, Snow’s an enchanting figure. How that scruffy, scarred up wreck manages to keep her eye…well…come to think of it, we already know how that happens. It’s in the sidebar links. *chuckle*
But for now, minds out of gutters, and just enjoy the aesthetic beauty that is Centaur Snow!

asksnowstorm:

couldn’t sleep, tried to, but couldn’t …so have a centaur Snow Storm.

Mod: Yes, I think we all know what Centaur Pen was thinking about. And I think we all know that she knew he was looking. That’s just how those two are. *nods*

This also shows that no matter her form, Snow’s an enchanting figure. How that scruffy, scarred up wreck manages to keep her eye…well…come to think of it, we already know how that happens. It’s in the sidebar links. *chuckle*

But for now, minds out of gutters, and just enjoy the aesthetic beauty that is Centaur Snow!

asksnowstorm:

Pendelton Dreadful as a centaur.
Also available now as a commission offer. $20.00

Mod: Just how feakin’ awesome does this look? Centaur Pen appears once again! Snow’s accepting commissions again so consider this new option while examination the others!
You know…it looks like he’s either considering how to deal with another undead menace…or he’s trying to pretend he’s not staring at a Centaur Snow’s butt…
…Probably both.

asksnowstorm:

Pendelton Dreadful as a centaur.

Also available now as a commission offer. $20.00

Mod: Just how feakin’ awesome does this look? Centaur Pen appears once again! Snow’s accepting commissions again so consider this new option while examination the others!

You know…it looks like he’s either considering how to deal with another undead menace…or he’s trying to pretend he’s not staring at a Centaur Snow’s butt…

…Probably both.

All Prices are negotiable and bulk discounts can be made for full comic pages.

Backgrounds are extra.

I reserve the right to refuse commissions at my discretion.

All payments to be made via Pay Pal only.

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN AGAIN!!

Mod: Signal Boosting Snow big time!

Mod: Anny, mod of Freddy, sent me these lovely gifts (Pen would argue about the second with a very, veeery sore expression on his face) and I thought I’d share some pictures with all of you. The poster was a little stubborn but I didn’t want to lay it out on the floor only for pets to walk on it. The Ash mini is pretty awesome and while the book will be very useful, mini-Ash looks great next to the Pen Custom!

Thank you so much Anny!

As a side note, in about a week I’ll be going on a two week hiatus for my first wedding anniversary, more on that later but giving a heads up to everyone that I’ll be especially busy as I try to do as much as f’ing possible before then. Which me luck because I’m probably going to be exhausted when my vacation starts…yay? Oh well…back to work. Have a lot to do before then. *nods*

ask-doctor-dimension:

This doesn’t bode well for any pony.

(Also, Banany, the potato one is a compliment,)
(Working with pen is great, none of his lines have been or will be written by me! All him! It’s a simple thing, but I like it so much.)

Mod: Reblogging for some obviously reasons. Thank you to Abby for having Pen involved, and to all of you for the patience to see where this little adventure will take you…

Related to this post. If you aren’t following her, check out her blog! She’s Pen’s favorite Time Lady so at least give her a peep, mm?

ask-goldenpen:

OH MY GOSH GUYS, THANK YOU ALL SO SO SOO MUCH!

Now this is what I’ve been working for the last weeks. I recently reached 2000 followers, but it was oh wow, like 3 weeks ago! I can’t say thank you enough times, oh my God, I love you all! ;w;

So yeah, it was really hard to choose only 50 ponies. I wish I could draw all of you, but it’s impossible ;-; But, I have a nice army of followers consisting of loyal stalkers, famous tumblr ones and very best friends.

Now, let’s see who are on the pictures!

The Very first picture
From left to right: 
Shadow, Erad, Szepiz, Star, Sweetie

I need to thank them first, because they’ve been with me from the beginning <3

First picture
First row: Noara, Casy, cute buttpony (Backy), Ayasha, Tootie
Second row: Letters for Celestia, Penwright, Thauma, Nigel, Tracy

Second picture
First row: Dream Phoenix, Bubblepop, Vivid from Captiveponies, Pendleton, Plumsweet (unfortunately on hiatus)
Second row: AeroSalt, Notepad, Shai Ni, Horror, Green Breeze 

Third picture
First row: Burning Stream, Foxface, Smitty, Sweet Cream, Pond-Pawn
Second row: Senbon, Coffee from ask King Sombra, Oddy, Uglypony, Satine 

Fourth picture
First row: Dr. Radical, Tryp, Zephyr, Art Spark, Magic Rarity
Second row: Speed Bolt, Penumbra, Colarix, Zeraphine

Fifth picture
First row: StarStorm, Mimie, Wild Card, Teenage Pipsqueak, Ruby Rue
Second row: Cristice, Lagasse, Soul Cat, Nathan, Kellic

And again; THANK YOU SO MUCH! ;w;

Mod: A big congratulations on 2,300+ Followers! Hopefully Snow and I can get there once I can get the main story progressing…but commissions bring money and the more of that the more secure this blog is, so…yeah. Eh, the realities of things.

But enough of that, this is a time for celebration! You’ve worked hard, have a lovely style and bring it through with most every work that I’ve seen. You’ve earned every follower you’ve got from what I can tell so a toast to your success and may it be the sign of much better things to come!

Thank you for including Pen in on this shindig…and I call it a shindig because Pen only gets that smile when he’s his first bottle in. *chuckle*

Callie’s Day at the Park

A gentle breeze brushed along the grass. It kept the summer sun from getting too warm for the ponies below. Colts and fillies ran around the park with parents struggling to restrain their youths’ excitement to within less than shouting distance while unpacking lunches. Couples searched for secluded places to whisper sweet nothings while friends tried to dig into their fast food before it got cold. Pets woofed, meowed, hooted, howled, scurried, paced, panted, sniffed, scampered and skedaddled about with eager familiarity. Even if their owners hadn’t met there was a good chance their pets had when they weren’t looking.

While the little ponies had their day at the park so, too, did the pets. And today a particular companion had been looking forward to getting a chance to get out. She’d been having a little case of the sniffles so her daddies haven’t been letting her out to play as much. Now that the vet had given her a smile and nod she knew she was going to be let free of the leash. She just knew it!

“Callie…Callie, sweetie…settle down!” The flame-kissed mane of the stallion bounced a bit. He almost giggled at her enthusiasm. “Just let me release the catch…”

“Cabin fever…it’s like if the net died for a week…I…I…” His blue beau staggered back a little with a hoof over his heart. “I…I’m POA…I’ll die without the connection…” The gargling sounds made in the back of his throat drew the amused gazes of a nearby family.

Lauphing didn’t give Dew the satisfaction of a look for the raised eyebrows they were getting. He turned his precious little girl loose to finally have the first real run she’d had since being cooped up at home. Naturally the first thing she did was dash under the hardest bush it would be to get her out from under.

“Have fun, Calliope…go say hi to your friends for me!” It was time for lunch. Boy, was he starving. If Dew wanted to miss out on his sandwich because he was too consumed by theatrics then he might find himself missing out on dessert. One side comment was all it took to get their outing back on course.

Meanwhile, the star-dusted darling poked her head out to watch her daddies eat for a little while. She knew they had egg salad. She loved egg salad best. It was the tastiest of daddy foods and she tried to take some whenever she could. They weren’t opening it yet and she didn’t have the patience to wait. All Callie did for several sun-ups and sun-downs was wait.

Fooey on this. Where were her friends?

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pendletondreadful:

Need a backstory written up? How about that fight that defined your OC? Who was that great love of your character’s life? What were they like? Here is your chance to see your idea brought to literary life! I am willing to work with you to write these stories!

I can give you SFW or NSFW! If you want that brutal, bloody, limb-ripping, gut-pulling fight to the death, I can write that! Need that hot, kinky, messy yet romantic smut? I can deliver it! Just remember that the characters involved in the blogs are currently off limits for such stories (sorry)

For any story written, you have the option of them being for public or private enjoyment. The choice is yours.

Prices will be negotiated depending on intricacy and length of the material requested, but this is the general breakdown. For those wondering why this is because not all stories and subjects are created equal and take varying levels of skill to address.

Price Info:

$2/page* - consisting mostly of dialogue, light descriptions/subject matter. Consider this also my form of ‘sketch work’. Example

$5/page* - consisting of mix of dialogue and light action (action defined as detailed actions like light combat, moderately detailed physical actions). Example (NSFW)

$10/page* - Epic Battle Pages, these are pure action in detail yet edited to maintain pacing. The high price comes from the great amount of detail, effort and time it takes to craft these. Example (NSFW)

$10/page* - NSFW ‘Action’ Pages (self-explanatory; no scat or minors) Example (NSFW)

(*=pages in this sense would be a 12 font on a word processing program. I am purely a writer, so please go to credited artists in the examples for commissions of visual works.)

This is the current commission’s price list. To keep things reasonable and respectable while allowing for the finished work’s price to be kept tally of, I request that half be paid first to secure the commission (after a price is agreed upon), and then the rest will be paid as when it is finished. That can be no more than 25% increase in length (with appropriate charge) without a confirmed renegotiation which I will screenshot for record keeping. I reserve the right to evaluate larger works as I see fit. I don’t want anyone getting shafted…least of all me.

As for rewrites, if you insist on it and cannot provide a reasonable, justifiable cause, then I reserve the right to charge accordingly. If you provide a good reason though then we can talk. I’m a reasonable guy. Just say something sooner as to avoid time consuming delays.

With all the nagging rules-y stuff out of the way, you’ve hopefully read what I can do. There’s a variety of links to the stories. Have a look and see if you’d like to have some of those skills put to use for you! Even if you can’t help out financially then please reblog and spread the word!

NOW WITH ART!!

That’s right, for those who want a little more…well it’s here now…there are art options to go with stories!

View above images for pricing! Alte Seele is my commissions partner, so be sure to thank her for the visual works!

Mod: Just putting this up as a reminder that commissions are welcome and donations go to assisting in forwarding the main story! Mod needs money so he’s working hard to get what he can and part of that means having to budget writing time. Help out by commissioning or donating today!

Donations will get honorable mentions (with links unless they wish to be anonymous) in main story posts! I know it’s been a while since one but that kind of happens when you try to tell a big story, need money and have to budget your time. But long time followers know how dogged I can be. They remember As the World Burns. While it can take time…the story will be told if I can help it.

I just need some assistance to bring you the NSFW, grimdark entertainment that brought many of you here originally, and I’m working hard to do so.

Reblogs are welcome so feel free to spread the word!

cyberhorse:

So after seeing pendletondreadfulsrpcorner's pet shaming picture, my heart exploded and I regrew another one. He looks so cute that I wanna pick him up, wrap him in a blanket and hold him like a baby. Instead, he's getting hugged by orange horse. Enjoy!

"It&#8217;s okay&#8230;it&#8217;s mostly getting used to the shrieks of Snow&#8217;s maids&#8230;"
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Mod: In reference to this. And yes, Pen is adorable in that&#8230;
Don&#8217;t forget to follow the Original Pony Shaming Blog!!

cyberhorse:

So after seeing pendletondreadfulsrpcorner's pet shaming picture, my heart exploded and I regrew another one. He looks so cute that I wanna pick him up, wrap him in a blanket and hold him like a baby. Instead, he's getting hugged by orange horse. Enjoy!

"It’s okay…it’s mostly getting used to the shrieks of Snow’s maids…"

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Mod: In reference to this. And yes, Pen is adorable in that…

Don’t forget to follow the Original Pony Shaming Blog!!